Out of all of the comments this recent fail troll has made so far (username + avatar blacked out for obvious reasons), this is the biggest one that amuses me the most. Sure, it’s just randomness all around like the fail troll has flailed around since they popped up, but what amuses me the most is the obvious fail at Pokemon logic! (I assume anyways, but who knows when the fail troll is obvious fail troll)

The level cap for any pokemon has always been Level 100, both in the main games and any of the spin-offs! Plus Eevee is a Normal type, while Squirtle is a Water type, and those two types are neutral to each other and would only do normal damage if a move of the same type is used, sans a possible critical hit maybe.

Plus Eevee doesn’t learn any Electric moves (via leveling up, TM and/or HM, or Breeding) that would cause high damage to Squirtle. But Squirtle is able to learn fighting type moves via TM and/or HM, and Breeding, so if a fighting type move is used on Eevee by Squirtle, it would cause a super effective attack to happen and cause a lot of damage (it wouldn’t get a type-advantage, since Squirtle is pure water type, but it would still take a chunk of health off of an Eevee). (And I realize that I am rambling, sorry!) 

To be fair nothing that kid spouted made sense, at all. 

Is it a full moon tonight? The crazies are just popping out of the woodwork like waterbugs! 

According to this child, once you copy someone’s artwork, ownership is automatically denied to the original creator! 

Found this mess of a recolor just a few minutes ago, and just from the way that the thief talks, I think they might be a troll account, but honestly, I have no clue. :T

Can’t tell if troll or legit stupid kid….

Dumbass doesn’t seem to understand that this is a troll comic. So it looks like cannibal trolling. Really bad trolling. 

I was so hoping TLG would not be to Dingbat’s liking.. Now we gotta sit through their insufferable cat piss garbage in The Lion Guard fandom too.. 

I’ve got children trying to defend recoloring. Let me get one thing through, recoloring isn’t art, it’s vandalism of someone else’s property. 

I… Just, urgh. Talk about gross-looking recolors. Also, the description on these makes me unsure if the user is some sort of troll or is actually serious… I’m think the first one.

The first one kills my sight.. but the second one could be good if it weren’t for that hideous green, blue, pink and purple. 

Best excuse to steal someone’s characters and pass them off as yours. GUILT TRIP EXCURSIONS! 

I made an inhuman noise when I saw this. 

I doubt they’re 17. They act and talk like a 7 year old caught in a lie. I don’t get why they have to steal someone’s character and fight for it when there are plenty of people (myself included) who offer custom character commissions. 

Get ready TLK fandom, with the release of The Lion Guard, we’re going to be seeing a LOT more of this bullshit.