Fuck yea terrible Lion King fandom
This image is becoming the Where’s Waldo of the fandom

This image is becoming the Where’s Waldo of the fandom

Why am I not surprised that Werebereus, our fandom’s equivilant to DisneyMaster idiocy and butthurt is all up in this as I was trying to document the butthurt following the news release? First he claims it’s going to be a train wreck, then suddenly after myself and Rinjapine are excited over it, he flips sides? Whut? Get yer shit together manchild! 

An article further detailing what the series is about. Rest assured Kiara is slated to be Kion’s older sibling(I was hoping for younger tag along sibling but okay!). Likely everyone’s favorites from TLK II will also be making an appearance. If this series takes place years after the events of TLK II It’s likely that Zira and Nuka won’t make an appearance 

Not only do we have a new lion king canon character, but it looks like all you anti Kopa people can breathe. They just made Kopa legit with a new name, Kion. 

Frankly, as a new TLK character is revealed and as a fan, I am excited. But also curious as to whether we will have Kiara appear as well. 

You guessed it! Another Kamirah copy.

You guessed it! Another Kamirah copy.

Timon was doing his watching duty, keeping an eye out for hyenas, that would try to eat his colony of meerkats.
Yet while following his Unlce Max’s adivce of scurry, sniff, flinch. He broke into song and started singing. All the while not noticing...

Timon was doing his watching duty, keeping an eye out for hyenas, that would try to eat his colony of meerkats.

Yet while following his Unlce Max’s adivce of scurry, sniff, flinch. He broke into song and started singing. All the while not noticing the hyena trio behind him.

Soon enough he finished his song. And the tree hyenas were right behind

“Oh look it’s dinner and a show,” Shenzi said

“And I thought beans were the only singing food,” Banzai said

Timon turned around to see the hyenas

“Ah please don’t eat me guys!” Timon begged

“I’m a girl,” Shenzi said

“But if you’re a girl then…what’s..?” Timon began

For those of you that don’t now female hyenas have what looks to resemble a…“Wang”

Timon was frozen in suprise. Shenzi smacked him which sent him tumbling to his Uncle Max

Simba, Nala and Zazu were in the elephant graveyard. When suddeny the hyena trio appreared

Zazu tried to get away saying they had made a navigational error. Yet Shenzi stopped the blue bird

“Wait, wait, I know you. You’re Mufasas little stooge,” she said

“I madam am the king major doman,” Zazu said

“Uh Zazu,” Simba said “That’s a guy,”

“No I’m a woman,” Shenzi said

“Then…what’s..?” Nala began

“It’ fake,” Shenzi said

“EW!” Simba and Nala said

Simba had retured to the Pridelands to battle Scar. The hyenas were protecting the tryant. Yet thanks to Timon and Pumbaa imba was able to get to his Uncle. adly this meant the hyenas were now after them.

While Timons Ma and Uncle Max were making a trap below the hyenas, Timon staled for time.

Even going as far as proposing to Shenzi.

“Uh, Timon.” Pumbaa said “That’s a guy,”

“I’M A FEMALE!” Shenzi said

“But then…what’s..?” Pumbaa began

“This gets so annoying,” Shenzi thought to herself

The end

—-

It’s amazing how Shenzi gets all the psychopath fans. 

Anyone else growing tired of seeing this image from Kaisertiger being repeatedly taken and obscured? Surely I’m not the only one.

Anyone else growing tired of seeing this image from Kaisertiger being repeatedly taken and obscured? Surely I’m not the only one. 

I’m sure PrinceKido is getting tired of seeing their works plagiarized.

I’m sure PrinceKido is getting tired of seeing their works plagiarized. 

Ugh GOD NO
Drinking game achievement unlocked: Look up Kaa on deviantART. For every image you see him hypnotizing someone, take 1 shot of vodka, for every time he’s trying to coil around a character take 2. 3 shots if it’s a babymip. 4 if vore is...

Ugh GOD NO 

Drinking game achievement unlocked: Look up Kaa on deviantART. For every image you see him hypnotizing someone, take 1 shot of vodka, for every time he’s trying to coil around a character take 2. 3 shots if it’s a babymip. 4 if vore is involved. You’ll achieve intoxication before you can reach the third page!

This fandom has gone so low under the bar that it’s now tracing fat art.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

This fandom has gone so low under the bar that it’s now tracing fat art. 

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.